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Matkaa's demands
Written: 20/01/2015, 19:41
Hi. In the universe of planes I'm known as Matkaa. My grandma calls me Mateusz, and girls call me Oh yes!!!!

It is well known fact that I'm the best player in WoWP. Maybe my winratio says otherwise, but it is only beaucause I fly 100% battles with biggest noobs in my team. Now u could ask why my killratio is so low. The answer is simple. When enemies see me on the other side, everyone crashes immidietly foreseeing incoming doom of their team, leaving only 2 or 3 planes for me to shot down.

It is true that I prefer flying solo, but it is beaucause noobs like Cheaterhater or Jeff Peters only drag me down, lowering my winratio.

I'm most propably the most handsome player in the game as well. I used the word propably on purpose. Beaucase I haven't seen all of u uglies yet. But comparing those I've seen to me, I'm by far the preetiest. As u can see I'm also very humble.

So I'm not asking, I demand to be accepted into DFA. All your clanmates would be proud to have me on their side, and famale ones would most propably scream with joy.

And I'm fu****n serious about it ;)

Signed
Future ruler of the Earth - Matkaa.
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Re: Matkaa's demands
Written: 20/01/2015, 19:59
As a ruler, you probably don't need any votes. But you have one from me anyway :)
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Re: Matkaa's demands
Written: 20/01/2015, 20:10
Thank u. All ur votes would be written carefully in my notebook, and taken under consideration while giving away ministries of my empire.

P.S. It is preposterous that I have to be put under trial!!!!!
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Re: Matkaa's demands
Written: 20/01/2015, 22:30
Maatka, you are still playing? ;) you got my vote as well!
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Re: Matkaa's demands
Written: 20/01/2015, 22:32
I just love dragging ppl down, how could I say no to this one?
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Re: Matkaa's demands
Written: 21/01/2015, 11:10
You have mine vote aswell :D
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Re: Matkaa's demands
Written: 21/01/2015, 11:19
Quote by Elaphe_Gr:
You have mine vote aswell :D

Mine vote? O.O

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Re: Matkaa's demands
Written: 21/01/2015, 13:07
considering this...

Quote by Matkaa:
Thank u. All ur votes would be written carefully in my notebook, and taken under consideration while giving away ministries of my empire.

Since you're our future leader, who am I to not give you a vote?!
All votes belong to you, behead those who say otherwise!

PS: that's a vote ( you don't need more, but still...). Nice application.
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Re: Matkaa's demands
Written: 21/01/2015, 13:24
weren't you still a member :o :?: dafuq lol im confused.. anyway you are one again now xD just apply for dfa-1 if you didnt already on the clanpage too :)
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Re: Matkaa's demands
Written: 21/01/2015, 13:58
Quote by ExtincE:
weren't you still a member :o :?: dafuq lol im confused.. anyway you are one again now xD just apply for dfa-1 if you didnt already on the clanpage too :)

Second division of DFA was disbanded, leaving me clanless for whole 3 days. That's unacceptable!!!!
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